Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Keith of @wearescientists doing an impression of President Obama. (at Black Cat)


It’s #freecoffee all day at #Wawa for their 50th anniversary. So here’s my WawaFace. #LilacFace ;-)

It’s #freecoffee all day at #Wawa for their 50th anniversary. So here’s my WawaFace. #LilacFace ;-)


I was able to move up to the front at last night’s @wearescientists show at @bootandsaddle! A+ band, A+ venue, A+ night!

I was able to move up to the front at last night’s @wearescientists show at @bootandsaddle! A+ band, A+ venue, A+ night!


nbcsnl:

Some corrections from the gang at Fox & Friends:

Ukraine was not Frasier’s brother on the show “Frasier.”

Game of Thrones is not an adult version of musical chairs.

There is no such restaurant as “Ruth’s Chris Christie’s.”

Jackson Browne is only one person.

Malaysia is not the female version of Asia.

Neal deGrasse Tyson does own a sandwich shop called “Quizmos.”

You cannot abbreviate the Supreme Court to spell SCROTUM.

Michelle Obama has never done porn.

Hong Kong is a region in China. Not a video game from Nintendo.

“Vaping” is not having sex with a vacuum cleaner.

Michael Strahan is not leaving to go be in “Good Morning Vietnam.”

Crimea is not related to Queen Latifah.

Pop Tarts do not cause “splosions.”

Boeing is a company. Not a sound effect.

Pharrell is not a “stylish hand sanitizer.”

Chicklets do not grow up to be roosters.

Chris Christie was never in the show “Three’s Company.”

Infinity pools have a limited amount of water.

Garfunkle is not Garfield’s black cousin.

The Chile Earthquake is not a bold new product from Dairy Queen.

Don Cheadle does not appear if you say “Cheadlejuice” three times.

Joe Biden’s office is only sometimes a’-rockin’.

Lifesavers aren’t medicine.

Captain Phillips is not a brand of rum.

Marvin Gaye liked women.

Nancy Pelosi is a human woman.

God loves figs.

Noah is not “found footage.”

Captain America was never a U.S. President.

The periodic table is not about “lady stuff.”

nbcsnl:

Some corrections from the gang at Fox & Friends:

Ukraine was not Frasier’s brother on the show “Frasier.”

Game of Thrones is not an adult version of musical chairs.

There is no such restaurant as “Ruth’s Chris Christie’s.”

Jackson Browne is only one person.

Malaysia is not the female version of Asia.

Neal deGrasse Tyson does own a sandwich shop called “Quizmos.”

You cannot abbreviate the Supreme Court to spell SCROTUM.

Michelle Obama has never done porn.

Hong Kong is a region in China. Not a video game from Nintendo.

“Vaping” is not having sex with a vacuum cleaner.

Michael Strahan is not leaving to go be in “Good Morning Vietnam.”

Crimea is not related to Queen Latifah.

Pop Tarts do not cause “splosions.”

Boeing is a company. Not a sound effect.

Pharrell is not a “stylish hand sanitizer.”

Chicklets do not grow up to be roosters.

Chris Christie was never in the show “Three’s Company.”

Infinity pools have a limited amount of water.

Garfunkle is not Garfield’s black cousin.

The Chile Earthquake is not a bold new product from Dairy Queen.

Don Cheadle does not appear if you say “Cheadlejuice” three times.

Joe Biden’s office is only sometimes a’-rockin’.

Lifesavers aren’t medicine.

Captain Phillips is not a brand of rum.

Marvin Gaye liked women.

Nancy Pelosi is a human woman.

God loves figs.

Noah is not “found footage.”

Captain America was never a U.S. President.

The periodic table is not about “lady stuff.”


aceofgeeks:

I have no words that could possibly make this any better.

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danisnotonfire:

OKAY FOR SOME REASON JOHN BARROWMAN WAS ON MY PLANE DRESSED AS AN AIR HOSTESS GIVING OUT ICE LOLLIES AND I WAS LIKE WTF AND SAID ‘this is now the best day of my life’ AND HE SAID ‘bet you didn’t think Captain Jack Harkness would be giving you something to suck on’ THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED WHY

danisnotonfire:

OKAY FOR SOME REASON JOHN BARROWMAN WAS ON MY PLANE DRESSED AS AN AIR HOSTESS GIVING OUT ICE LOLLIES AND I WAS LIKE WTF AND SAID ‘this is now the best day of my life’ AND HE SAID ‘bet you didn’t think Captain Jack Harkness would be giving you something to suck on’ THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED WHY

(via totalgeek42)


It is difficult to be sat on all day, every day, by some other creature, without forming an opinion on them.

On the other hand, it is perfectly possible to sit all day, every day, on top of another creature and not have the slightest thought about them whatsoever.

Douglas Adams

this quote was literally in my sociology book 

(via marinashutup)

(via totalgeek42)


A #muppets wall for the nursery! I only wish I could have done the whole room in that theme.

A #muppets wall for the nursery! I only wish I could have done the whole room in that theme.


I get an inordinate amount of amusement from singing the Trogdor song to my son.

Inordinate.